MULTIMEDIA: Just for Fun Hear/Say By Staff Monday, December 12, 2016 12:00 AM “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 6. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” – Johnny Carson “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” – Bernard Manning “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” – Winston Spear “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge